Angry birds

Today I visited Birdworld in Farnham. It was an excellent day filled with lots of birds, mammals, reptiles and amphibians and I thoroughly recommend going if you enjoy bothering creatures, although there seemed to be rather a few angry birds at Birdworld. I can only assume they were pissed off at being cooped up in cages.

OWLACLOCK!

OWLACLOCK!

Cockcoobrough

Cockcoobrough

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2013-05-25 15.08.15

Ginger labia faced chicken

Ginger labia faced chicken

Gobble gobble

Gobble gobble

Amazing turkey plumage

Amazing turkey plumage

Labia face turkey

Labia face turkey

Goat in bucket

Goat in bucket

Amazeballs ginger goat

Amazeballs ginger goat

This little guy was my favourite. I petted him for 27.6947 minutes till he started chewing on my pleather jacket.

This little guy was my favourite. I petted him for 27.6947 minutes till he started chewing on my pleather jacket.

Skeksie from the Dark Crystal

Skeksie from the Dark Crystal

He was giving me evils

He was giving me evils

Elephant bird egg weighing 12kg, probably the largest egg ever laid by a bird. You would actually need a real live soldier to dip into that.

Elephant bird egg weighing 12kg, probably the largest egg ever laid by a bird. You would actually need a real live soldier to dip into that.

Awesome tree of awesomeness

Awesome tree of awesomeness

Stalks on stalks

Stalks on stalks

They have tortoises at Birdworld too and for some reason the tortoises get loads more room to roam around in, even though they must be at least 1048463936 mph slower than a bird.

They have tortoises at Birdworld too and for some reason the tortoises get loads more room to roam around in, even though they must be at least 1048463936 mph slower than a bird.

They have tortoises at Birdworld too and for some reason the tortoises get loads more room to roam around in, even though they must be at least 1048463936 mph slower than a bird.

They have tortoises at Birdworld too and for some reason the tortoises get loads more room to roam around in, even though they must be at least 1048463936 mph slower than a bird.

Spiky angry bird

Spiky angry bird

Canaries hitting the roof

Canaries hitting the roof

This bird has pink eye.

This bird has pink eye.

Bum eggs

Bum eggs

This birdie was very cute and moved like he was in slow motion

This birdie was very cute and moved like he was in slow motion

We got to feed them special mummified worms and they pecked our fingers

We got to feed them special mummified worms and they pecked our fingers

Amazing vulture showing his bird penis to the world.

Amazing vulture showing his bird penis to the world.

Amazing vulture showing his bird penis to the world.

Amazing vulture showing his bird penis to the world.

Thank there were no children around, he was about toddler eye height.

Thank there were no children around, he was about toddler eye height.

This birdie took a shine to Mums boots and pecked them till her feet bleed.

This birdie took a shine to Mums boots and pecked them till her feet bleed.

Beautiful colours, love a bit of orange and blue

Beautiful colours, love a bit of orange and blue

Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie

He was a cheery chap and I swear he kept tweeting 'help meeeee set me freeeeee'

He was a cheery chap and I swear he kept tweeting ‘help meeeee set me freeeeee’

This dude was another angry bird

This dude was another angry bird

Angry bird.

Angry bird.

Psychedelic tree thing spinning

Psychedelic tree thing spinning

Psychedelic tree thing

Psychedelic tree thing

Evil black swan coming to peck my eyes out

Evil black swan coming to peck my eyes out

One legged tall pink birds

One legged tall pink birds

Angry parrot says cheese

Angry parrot says cheese

Shelf of owls

Shelf of owls

Pingu and I

Pingu and I

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